Saaya wrote:
"We now go live to our on the site reporter in Wherever city, Whichever State..." says a toothy male news reporter.
"Thank you, Jim," says the female reporter, her yellow raincoat bright as the sun while clutching a blue umbrella, "I'm standing in front of a smoking crater where it is believed Wolffhardt of Nasomi was thought to live." The gaping hole in the earth still billowing noxious white smoke. "It appears that Wolffhardt was struck down early Friday morning after making a humorously erronious wisecrack about never derailing Nasomi Forum threads. We await further development. Back to you in the studio."
"Wow, that's a lot of damage." says the studio reporter while adjusting his paperwork, "In other news...." The broadcast fades out.
I always love that inner monologue that must take place, where people read a forum post that days died days ago but you think that YOU have the wisest of wisecracks that must be shared.
Do you post it, and hope it pays off? Do you just chuckle and decide, "next time"? Oh the choices.
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Kazen wrote:
...TopShelf told Nas to roll back all your ZNM gear, do the gilpocalypse and nerf Fishing/RNG into the ground.
