I don't know if this'll help at all but these are all the things I installed on a 7 machine to get myself up and running:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/u97no63v2eig ... bfnka?dl=0If you don't trust there, you can find the versions on official websites with the files names here at least. At one point I think I even started with the 2008 distribution files(x86 and 64) and just installed as many of them from 2008 to 2015. For some reason installing/patching over has some coding left over that doesn't get installed in newer versions. But it's weird that 2015 won't install at all.