Scrolling through a forum about mechanical keyboards, someone posted a completely off-topic screenshot of a massive slot win. The design in the screenshot looked like an old flour mill mixed with a casino, so I had to search for the URL.
Spinmills Casino offered a dedicated section for classic-style three-reel games that actually pay well, which I really enjoyed. I deposited sixty dollars to try my luck here in Toronto, picking a vintage machine slot and watching my balance plummet to two dollars. The cold streak was brutal, and I was fully prepared to close the tab and go back to fixing my keyboard switches. I clicked spin one final time out of pure spite, and the screen filled with golden wheat symbols. That single two-dollar spin netted me a staggering five-hundred-dollar win, proving that off-topic posts can sometimes be useful.