Hi, I am a hot elderly man of ripe age of going on 35 and I look like a 13 year old sometimes for reasons, I know but wouldn't make sense to most people but anyway...

I like long walks on the beach, less it is night, I hate ghosts! ; ;

I like cheesecake and women that speak their mind and have huger balls then me! lol

I'm a Monk in every way, Online, Offline, in the sky, up high, down low, too slow...

I have been meditating for 27 years now irl, yes, since I was 8 years old, I still can't freaking do chi blast this is BS.... xD ( I can slow my blood pressure tho and a butt ton of other stuff.)

Wait a second, this?

This isn't my dating profile?

Oh well, can't hurt to look for friends, so I am on here to have fun.

Joking, joking. lol

I still do enjoy walks on the beach, I hate ghost because they take barely any damage and I like punching things that like to fly a way from me.

I'm a vet player of 2004 and I play like a noob on purpose as while I know what to, I tend to try to make my own path and do what I want in game till someone is screaming for help or needs me or wants to hang out usually.

I know for fact I was first monk to go Mnk/Drk and just hundred fist soul eater everything, I remember first time I just showed up at my end game ls with it on and they were like wtf are you thinking, put on sub warrior?... xD

In the works of making my own private server but, saw how beautifully well crafted and pristine, warm feely this server is, so I am like why not check it out while I punch and kick at my PC in hopes it just starts to function correctly.

Freaking navicat... I swear.. it just died on me, error code, I really want to say something but I will be nice. xD

Well I hope to see you all in game, less you are one of those people, you know who you are...

Those hmm jerks, I like sand but I don't want people kicking sand in my face or yelling at me about pulling, I pull at my pace, while enjoying the moments we have looking at the crabs on the beach, the sand glistening while enjoying the sunshine and cool nice ocean breeze in valkurm dunes, but I don't hang with jerks, no amount of xp is worth it, I have no time for drama, I will walk away and I just like having fun. ^_^

also have no issue suicide with soul eater just to homepoint away from you. xD
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I don't RP but I do have a back story to my character tho, I do for every game I play with every character and made it the moment I first logged in so long ago, in july of 2004 I remember. lol



Que Flash back! feel free to delete this or read at your leisure for fun either is fine. xD



As to How I became a Monk, parents both died from a Quadav raid long ago on the way from San D'oria, to begin trading to Bastok and I have lived there for 28 years now and still trying to rap my head around this alchemy stuff...

it is a weird concept of crafting if I do say so myself, taking rocks and items and they just appear out of no where, it definitely has some form of quantum tunneling happening, no way stuff just appears from using a rock with energy in it, if anything it should only explode, not turn into items. =o


Excuse me, I am off task, My mother was Elvaan whitemage and my Father Hume trader, didn't really talk about himself much but only had mentioned he wanted to be a warrior to impress my mother but he just never got out of dunes, he had a thing for tall elvaan woman and used it as a excuse to trade and enough said, I was born... xD

I recall him, calling out my mother a lot as "Hot stuff!", unfortunately those were his last words as a Quadav Head butted him to death in the back of the head instantly killing him as he tried to run protect me and my mother at the last moment after just prior activating berserk and they slay my mother right in front of me, just after...

Ok so he wasn't that bright, so I have a bit of ill-will towards men because of it, he should have practice more prior to traveling so far for a trade, sue me.

I just try to think more outside the box after witnessing my father being a fool about wanting to be a warrior and obviously turning your back on a enemy after engaging them and conversing and after berserk isn't the smartest thing anyone should do...

He was special let's just say that, should have only stuck to trading and hired someone and let's move on...

But anyway, Maat happen to be passing by just as I was about to be attack myself and saved me at the last second and since I have met him, I have been punching stuff out of fear, loathing and enjoyment since. lol

My mother was a whitemage, yes...

I know a few of you are perhaps like "wtf, why didn't she cure him or raise?" and or more perhaps like "omg your family is dumb?!", because I am thinking the same, myself. =P

it happens, everyone doesn't have perfect parents.

But she just never left town, really and was talked into going on a trip, neither parent never knew, apparently knew about the new installment and advances in homepoint crystal tech at the time that Cid was implementing everywhere nd he witnessed weird energy and geological changes occurring.

But she only knew aquaveil spell unfortunately, said it looked wonderful, practice it constantly out of just pure enjoyment, told me she was a illegitimate child of the King Destin and was kept it hush hush and was later, orphaned and raised by a priest in San D'oria .

She only used it for fun and enjoyment till King Destin invited her to royal party gatherings as attempt to try to rekindle their relationship unknowingly to either of his sons and was used as pure enjoyment, but just was raised to never to fight or lay a hand on anyone by the priest residing in San D'oria, I don't know which priest or his name tho...

I recall hearing people, talking about if she was every to become a true whitemage, her aquaveil would stop any interruptions of any form of spells, including status effects which was why, several San D'oria officials wanted to know what exactly she did as usually average amount was a very few spells and official would later be laid to ruin by Orc's and told her it was just not normal for aquaveil to ignore status effects and just never end and not have to recast...

If I had to guess if anything, she practice, day and night, she never used any other form of spells, is the only logical reasoning I think of why it was so potent, in theory anyway other then that.

She mostly mentioned her cousin Prishe on her mothers side, told me as a child I should go see her and that I remind her of her cousin when I would hug her, any time. ^_^

I have not been back to San D'oria since, plus what will it look like...

"Hey, I'm a long lost grand son of King Destin and nephew to uncle Prince Trion and Prince Pieuje, so do you happen to know any priest near by I can punch in the face?

I have no interest in being royalty or Future possible Prince, just simply looking to punch a priest in a church from a past grudge, pass it on." lol I practice penance get off my back, but anyway.. xD

I can't resolve everything to violence any time I feel like but any time I think about how he stop my mother from growing and thinking it is ok to protect yourself, I haven't liked Priests since, obviously.