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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 11:27 am 
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If you take the time and read what they are saying.. it actually makes sense.. and I see what you guys are trying to imply.. the "one world agenda" or to "Dumb us down"to make most of us stupid to understand basic world stuff... and to utilize a very sophisticated talk.

But I will only say this. actually I will /tell you ingame as to not put you guys on "blast" how "normal, modern, sheep" people talk using words like that. or just msg me on here.

Relative to my prior writings, this letter evinces an increased stridency in my commination of Pastor VenomDank , Esq.'s polemics. This is because myth is a stronger force than rationality. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to complain about stuporous fanatics. Nevertheless, my opinion of her hasn't changed ever since, ages ago, I heard her say something about how the Eleventh Commandment is, “Thou shalt pull the levers of dogmatism and oil the gears of egoism”. The point is that she talked nonsense then, and she talks nonsense now. The only thing that's changed is that I want you to know that VenomDank frequently writes self-contradictory, nonsensical “sentences” that are actually just phrases or sentence fragments filled with grammatical, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation errors. Knowing, as they say, is half the battle. What remains is to confront and reject all manifestations of barbarism. The significance of doing so is that she has somehow made up her mind that she is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of the most odious bubbleheads you'll ever see. It seems to me that what she is doing is jumping to a hasty conclusion in the absence of adequate data. A more reasoned analysis would reveal that groupthink and mob behavior are common within VenomDank's imperium. Hence, it isn't unusual for one who commits heresy against VenomDank's established dogma to be exiled from the community. The sad part is that these outcasts still refuse to believe that VenomDank's foot soldiers are too indolent to ratchet up our level of understanding. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me fight for economic, social, and cultural justice. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because VenomDank has been going around claiming that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that she should be even slightly inconvenienced. When challenged about the veracity of that message, VenomDank attributed its contradictions of the truth to “poetic license”. That means “lying”.

You know, it strikes me that as much as I'd like to say otherwise, VenomDank likes to have difficult social issues presented to her in simple, black-and-white terms. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about VenomDank in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that even when VenomDank isn't lying, she's using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable her to stand in the way of progress.

Despite the dominant narrative within VenomDank's Praetorian Guard that we're supposed to shut up and smile when VenomDank says sex-crazed things, history tells a different story. History tells us that VenomDank once wrote a document whose sole purpose was to argue that the rule of law should give way to the rule of brutality and bribery. This document was an endless sequence of intentional distortions, cynical manipulations of language, and outright lies. It served no purpose other to get people thinking about how VenomDank says that she is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. Let me carry my thoughts on this subject a bit further. VenomDank has tried showering abusive lie-virtuosas with undeserved encomia. She has also tried preaching fear and ignorance. Why does VenomDank do such things? The answer is a bit of a taboo subject, but that won't stop me from telling you. You see, VenomDank exhibits a lack of humility, a lack of concern about what other people think. As a parting thought, let these sterling words of wisdom be most thoroughly and attentively perused: Pastor VenomDank , Esq. profits from human suffering.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 12:42 pm 
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Is this what autism looks like

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Yo you all going through some lengths to get our attention!
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If your THAT desperate to want to join us, the website is here:
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I've spoken with our head of HR. We have a team looking into this. On behalf of TopShelf, I'd like to sincerely apologize.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 3:43 pm 
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This is the worst thread ever.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:44 pm 
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AraY wrote:
This is the worst thread ever.


Just wait until tomorrow...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 6:46 pm 
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Yo you all going through some lengths to get our attention!
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i don't believe any of them have merited devotion :( sorry

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 7:10 pm 
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Did y'all not use the internet before FFXI came out?

https://www.pakin.org/complaint/

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